Archive for April 29, 2009


Posted: April 29, 2009 in NBA, playoffs

Dear Brad Miller,

There is a saying that pressure makes diamonds, …but it busts pipes. Consider yourself busted. How can you go to the line and just miss both free throws? Did you Pete Rose this game? Huh, did ya?

A chance to go up 3 games to 2 and you let it slip through your fingers. Not your team, but you. Even BG played on a bad hammy. Sure you were bleeding but not from your eyes. So that should NOT affect your ability to see should it?

As a result, we have put you at the top of the list for a heart transplant. All we need from you is your blood type and a suitable match will be found.

Yours truly,
Dr. Werdsworth
Saint Joseph Hospital, Chicago IL