Archive for April 2, 2009

Mile High? City of Wind!

Posted: April 2, 2009 in NFL, offseason, trade

What a move! The Bears D has been carrying the Bears for a very long time. PTI is already thinking Super Bowl. Slow ya flow, playa.

This is a very good move. I thought he would end up in the wasteland of Detroit, but the Chi? That’s a whole ‘nother move. The Bears D only need a game manager, but Jay is more than a manager. He can put the offense in the place to score alot of points. Combine that with the D and they can go places. They have jumped to the head of the NFC North in a big way. The Vikes were in the driver seat but QB play was holding them back, while wasting Purple Jesus aka AD’s prime.

Lookin on other side…the Broncos got Kyle Orton and two 1st round picks in return, 2009 and 2010. Kyle Orton, really? I guess that makes sense because no one is goin to be willing to take Turnoversaurus Rex. Kyle got the arm but nowhere near what Jay has. Orton did progress last season. He was making some great throws.

Here’s the Bears offense problem. They don’t have the weapons that Jay is used to in Denver. Good thing the draft is comin up.

I also don’t buy that the Broncos can find a franchise QB through the draft. Drafting a QB is a very hit-or-miss proposition. I guess the Stankoniforous Files fam will have to rate the QBs in the upcoming draft.

Allow me to reintroduce myself….

Posted: April 2, 2009 in intro

Greetings All.

I am S. PS a sports fan with an immense IT background and a decent bit of comedy. I have been blessed with the chance to contribute to the STANKONIFOROUS files, by the Great Stank-O so I will do that STANKY-LEG and join in……

I will have more to say soon, but I just had to get the introductory particulars out there.

Thanks for reading and be on the lookout for more from me in the future

S dot…..

Headliners for March

Posted: April 2, 2009 in sports opinion
T.O. obviously made serious waves for the month of March, just by finding a new team so quickly after being let go by the Cowboys.

The Big East for making history.

Jay Cutler for becoming the newest NFL diva…and forcing the Broncos to trade a franchise QB in the uptick of his career.

Josh McDaniel for tankin a NFL season before training camp even begins.

Syracuse and UConn for the 2nd longest game in NCAA history
…UNC for living up the Barack’s bracket.

Nova for the best game to date in the Dance.

Officer Powell for the worst timing possible. Stank-0 hopes you have a plan B, no not the pill or the tactic that the Practice used, but another idea to put food on your table and butter your bread, playa.

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Stank-0 is a bit shocked, but the Broncos are seriously thinkin of dealing Jay-C aka Jay-Hova [shout out to Ed for the new nickname]

Never in this Chiefs’ fan wildest dreams did he think the Broncos would seriously deal this guy.  He’s only 25 and threw for 4500 yards and 25 TDs.  Um…those guys don’t exactly grow on trees, ya know?  To finish that factoid, only two other QBs matched those numbers:  Drew Brees and Kurt Warner

Now Stank-0 will make no qualms about it, he’s completely selfish about this.  If the division were a person, it would be a babe wrapped in swaddling clothes in a basin in front of a convent.  Anyone that is able just has to dress, feed, and care for the babe and it’s all yours.  That my friends is the AFC West today.  Right now. 

Stank-0 has to say things are lookin up for the Kansas City teams right now.  The Royals have been givin a dark horse’s chance at the AL Central and AFC West is primed for the taking for the Chiefs.  *On his knees thankin the Good Lord* 

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